Introduction: The Writing Side of Blogging

I always wanted to be a writer. I wrote e.e. cummings quotes on the inside of my closet and on the rubber of my shoes; I spent my high school nights getting high on raspberry mochas and writing bad poetry. But real writers go off to grad school at Columbia and get published in literary journals and drink wine in rooms full of important people. They don't write sex toy review blogs. Right? . . .